OHMYGODHOLYSHITHELLYESWOOHAWOOWOO!!!!!

I just woke up, peed, wiped myself and...

I HAVE MY PERIOD!!!!

I am a crying mess!

I woke up my roommate and fell on her floor in tears.
Then I called and woke my sister to tell her. She said she wants to make me a t-shirt with a big red drop w/ a happy face on it.
Then I called my best friend J.C. in Pittsburgh, and he said he wants to make me a cake.
I am not sure how functional I am going to be today b/c I can't stop crying!

Happy happy tears of joy, relief, and overwhelmed!

I want to go to work today and walk up to people I barely know and say

"Hey - You might want to give me a wide berth today...I'm raggin' it."

"No, I don't think I will get to that project today...aunt flo is here if you catch my drift."

"LEAVE ME ALONE I'M SENSITIVE!!!"

"Does anyone have any midol? HORMONES!!"

"Excuse me...do you have a (said in exaggerated stage whisper with creepy but involuntary hand gesture) tam-pon I could borrow?" Then we would joke about "Oh you can KEEP it honey" etc. etc.



Etc.